Chris Kolmatycki http://www.chriskol.com I put words together and hit the post button Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:00:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 One Line Movie Reviews: July 17, 2010 http://www.chriskol.com/2010/07/19/one-line-movie-reviews-july-17-2010/ http://www.chriskol.com/2010/07/19/one-line-movie-reviews-july-17-2010/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:00:51 +0000 Chris http://www.chriskol.com/?p=220 Classics

The Way of the Gun (2000)
Wow. When I was 16 this movie was SO awesome. I was a stupid kid. Ever see a cool trailer only to realize all the good stuff comes at the end, with boredom filling the rest? 1/5

New

The A-Team (2010)

For what it is, The A-Team is A-MAZING! Har har

 Incredibly entertaining for what it is and probably the best action movie since Smokin’ Aces 3/5

Get Him To the Greek (2010)
Considerably better than expected Strikes a good balance between emotion and laughter and is essentially what Funny People should have been. 3/5

Inception (2010)
It's not even worth debating the ending of this. Take The Cell, a dash of The Matrix, throw in a Modern Warfare 2 Level, and you’re left with an Ocean’s Eleven….OF THE MIND! 4/5
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Things I remember doing at the ball last night in no particular order:

  • Getting made very stiff drinks
  • Rocking the green sunglasses
  • Drunken conversation with the president of St. Francis Xavier
  • Playing the absolutely ridiculously amazing game of pool of my life at the house
  • Awesome awkwardness at the ball and house with hilarious results
  • Rocking out to awesome tunes in my car
  • President of St. FX student union crashing on my couch upon first arrival home after a night out
  • Girl from St. FX insisting that her school is not a drinking school despite above experiences
  • More to come as the memories return…
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I need a better

Way to fall asleep than shit

Haiku writing…please.

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I took this book out

All the time.  It was so cool.

I don’t read much.

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When I was little,

I loved castles and armour,

I miss loving that.

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I can’t sleep, but I

Want to more than anything.

Music doesn’t help

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Home is where the heart

is.  Mine is in Toronto. I

am in Halifax.

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Allen Ludden and

Betty White, parting in death.

True love always lives

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My green sunglasses.

They are amazing, oh God.

Others are just good

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Winter brings change now,

Room changes, cleaned, found money

Spring brings luck now

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