Chris Kolmatycki

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I put words together and hit the post button

One Line Movie Reviews: July 17, 2010

Classics

The Way of the Gun (2000)

Wow. When I was 16 this movie was SO awesome.  I was a stupid kid. Ever see a cool trailer only to realize all the good stuff comes at the end, with boredom filling the rest? 1/5

New

The A-Team (2010)

For what it is, The A-Team is A-MAZING! Har har

Incredibly entertaining for what it is and probably the best action movie since Smokin’ Aces 3/5

Get Him To the Greek (2010)

Considerably better than expected Strikes a good balance between emotion and laughter and is essentially what Funny People should have been. 3/5

Inception (2010)

It's not even worth debating the ending of this. Take The Cell, a dash of The Matrix, throw in a Modern Warfare 2 Level, and you’re left with an Ocean’s Eleven….OF THE MIND! 4/5

Adventures From Last Night

Having fun with the guys at the ball

Things I remember doing at the ball last night in no particular order:

  • Getting made very stiff drinks
  • Rocking the green sunglasses
  • Drunken conversation with the president of St. Francis Xavier
  • Playing the absolutely ridiculously amazing game of pool of my life at the house
  • Awesome awkwardness at the ball and house with hilarious results
  • Rocking out to awesome tunes in my car
  • President of St. FX student union crashing on my couch upon first arrival home after a night out
  • Girl from St. FX insisting that her school is not a drinking school despite above experiences
  • More to come as the memories return…

I Need a Better Way to Cope

Penguin

I need a better

Way to fall asleep than shit

Haiku writing…please.

Arms and Armour

Arms and Armour

I took this book out

All the time.  It was so cool.

I don’t read much.

Castles

Lego Castle

When I was little,

I loved castles and armour,

I miss loving that.

Insomnia

Insomnia

I can’t sleep, but I

Want to more than anything.

Music doesn’t help

Familiarity

Runnymede Station

Home is where the heart

is.  Mine is in Toronto. I

am in Halifax.

The Password is “True Hollywood Romance”

Allen Ludden and Betty White.  True Hollywood romance

Allen Ludden and

Betty White, parting in death.

True love always lives

Sunglasses are Amazing

Andrea and I rock sunglasses

My green sunglasses.

They are amazing, oh God.

Others are just good

Room Rearranged

These are people in my room

Winter brings change now,

Room changes, cleaned, found money

Spring brings luck now